"wouldn't it be sad if Ben died yesterday?"

Cocoa Crispies have a new shape. William said "these nipple chocolate balls are really yummy".

Mike:"this was one of the best days of my life. "
William:"this was the second best day of my life"
When asked what the best day was, he said, "the day we went to the House of Pancakes".

William: "mommy, why are our bodies designed to walk on 2 legs instead of 4?" After I said I didn't know, he said, "then this is a question for Daddy. He knows almost everything."

William, wearing his new karate uniform: "daddy is going to be psyched when he sees me in this ouftit."

William (5): "Mummy, if one of us dies, and then you have two girl babies, you'll have 2 girls and 2 boys."

William (5): "Mummy, can we keep having babies until one of them is a girl?"

William (5): "Mummy, one of us needs to die before we get a new house. Because I had this idea: we can use the headstone to also show our house number. "